Where are you going mummy?

Where are you going mummy?

I need you to help stack these bricks.
Oh, you’re moving to the sofa,
Well in that case I’ll join ya’
And while I’m here I’ll have a bite of your twix.
Where are you going mummy?
You can’t possibly break for the loo.
I’ll scratch at the door,
While Crayola-ing the floor,
I couldn’t care less if you’re trying to have a poo.
Where are you going mummy?
I didn’t sign up for time alone.
Don’t bother trying to hide,
I’m permanently by your side,
I don’t give a shit if you’re tweeting on your phone.

Where are you going mummy?
If you’re trying to go solo, you’re having a laugh.
When you try to lock me out,
I’ll scream and kick and shout,
And later, leave a floating present in the bath…

Where are you going mummy?
Don’t think I’m not watching your every move…
I’ll clamp around your neck,
Everywhere you trek,
Mummy, I’m not going anywhere without you.


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