We’ve got ourselves a Rugga-Tot,
Her kit’s as white as snow.
And everywhere that Daddy goes,
Her mini-England strip’s on show.
We love our little Rugga-Tot,
She’ll grow up supporting the Lion.
Despite her objection to all types of vegetable,
I see cauliflower ears on the horizon…
We’ve bred a little Rugga-Tot
Daddy’s sure she won’t be late…
At developing her back line and passing skills;
He’s already enrolled her as England No.8.
So, we’ve got ourselves a Rugga-Tot,
Her tackling brings Daddy joy…
Something tells me if we have another baby,
He might be hoping for a boy!