Toddler Potty Mouth

My toddler’s got a potty mouth,
I know it’s all my fault.
I’ve waited too long, to stop dropping the F-Bomb,
Now an X-Rated pre-schooler is the result.

My toddler’s got a potty mouth,
It’s awful but it’s true.
She has no idea, that saying ‘shit’ instead of ‘oh dear’,
Went down VERY badly in her 2-year review…

My toddler’s got a potty mouth,
I shouldn’t find it funny…
But I can’t help but splutter, when she calls Daddy a cheeky f@*ker,
I can’t deny I’m a very bad Mummy.

My toddler’s got a potty mouth,
She’s picked up EVERY word;
Every ‘bugger’, every ‘bastard’, every knobber, dick and twat.
Some of them I swear I’ve never heard!

My toddler’s got a potty mouth,
It’s time to reign it in.
So from this day, not a naughty word I’ll say,
I’ll just sit silently sobbing into my gin.

(like usual really…)

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