Off to Nursery we go…

Today we went to nursery,
Tra-lah-la-lah-la-lah.
We’d just got there, bunches ripped from her hair,
Then she beat up a 3-year old with a guitar.

Today we went to nursery,
Off to nursery we went.
We went right in, I forgot the gin,
Then straight back home I was sent… *sobs*

Today we went to nursery,
Her first session there alone…
I thought she’d cry, but she waved goodbye,
And handed me back my iPhone.

Today we went to nursery,
So this is the future for us…
Next she’ll be reading, and going to school,
And smoking Malborough Lights on the back of the bus…

Today we went to nursery,
Where’s my tiny baby gone?
She’s made new friends, ones that let her use pens,
And know the right words to every song…

Today we went to nursery,
Tra-la-lah-la-dee-dee.
It’s eerily quiet, without the daily WallyBubba riot,
But at least I have some bastard time for ME.

#nurserygin
#Mummytime
#gintime

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