When you’ve been a bit under the weather, or just having a bit of a down day; just put your child on a massive snail.
(and drink a litre of gin… obviously)
p.s. if you’re thinking that WallyBubba looks like she wants to stab in me in these pictures it’s because she does. It’s only a lack of finger-to-thumb coordination and the child-lock on the knife drawer that’s stopping her…