Pissy Pyjama Party

Oh how I love the mornings,
Entering WallyBubba’s room to see…
She’s broken free of her pyjamas,
And covered her cot with pee.
She’s pissed all over Daisy,
And soaked Lola and the gang.
She’s wiped her bum on Pooh bear,
Who now has quite a tang.
She’s weed on Iggle Piggle,
And all over Fifi the flower.
The last thing Tigger expected this morning,
Was a toddler golden shower…
Oh how I love the mornings,
I suppose it could be worse.
At least it’s just a wet patch,
Not a giant toddler turd. 

#passthebastardgin
#nexttimeIllrubhernoseinit 

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  1. The Brick Castle July 29, 2013
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