Wally Mummy Archive
Unfortunately the red wine stained and after a few too many dunks in the washing up bowl, Sophie’s squeaker is now broken! So, Sophie is now mute due to alcohol. I’m sure there’s a lesson in there somewhere… #sticktogin
It’s only when you have children that you understand the true irritance of people who park in the Parent & Child spaces without being anything close to an actual parent. This morning at the supermarket, some silly cow in an Audi TT not only pulled up next to me in a clearly marked P&C spot, but had the cheek smile at me and make the …
Mummy had a drink last night The wine it sure did flow Now everywhere that mummy goes the chunder monkey shows It followed her all round the house and then to Tesco Express Where she bought three snickers bars and Alkaseltzer Xcess She made it home and held it together until she smelt that nappy Anticipating a border breach she quickly called for ‘Daddy!’ Mummy …
Out to lunch with the girls (maternity leave daily must do) and have descended upon a posh hotel for champagne afternoon tea. Managed to look ultra glam and almost like I had it together right up to the point the waiter brought me over a refreshed flute of pink champers… He then not only had to make a space for it between a pukey muslin …
I’m considering a Jumperoo in every room… too much..?
This week I met a woman with a three week old baby who had made personalised cupcakes for everyone. Mine had a miniature pink, sparkly handbag on it with my initials and tasted like a whipped strawberry dream. I told her to F off.