Forgetting what came after nine while counting to ten in the car…
The cat not wanting its face painted. As a cat.
Having her face painted. As a cat.
Having her cat face paint removed.
Repeat points 3 and 4 a few times… You get the picture…
Finding out the Duplo Farm Fence was broken… After she broke it.
Discovering the colander has holes in it.
Being asked to remove her winter coat and Daddy’s weight lifting gloves before eating.
Not being allowed to wear her nappy in the bath.
Actually getting ‘muddy’ whilst jumping in muddy puddles.
I didn’t put Iggle Piggle ‘to bed’ properly before we left for nursery.
I unpeeled the banana. After she asked me to unpeel the banana.
The piano was ‘broken’ (*cough* batteries removed)
A horse looked at her.
The water ‘disappeared’ from the bucket after she tipped it out.
The juice doesn’t stay in the straw once she pulls it out of the cup. Who knew…
Daddy coughed when she wasn’t expecting it.
Makka-Pakka’s face fell off the Makka-Pakka sticker. After she ripped it off. Eight times. And tried to feed it to Upsy Daisy.
Mummy’s drawing of a dog didn’t look enough like a dog. In fact it didn’t really resemble any living creature…
We wouldn’t let her go to bed with the hoover nossle. We’re such c*@ts.