What could be more fun with a one year old than Toddler Tuesday at the local Aquarium?
How could this watery world of wonder not mystify, astound and entertain a toddler, I hear you ask?
It just makes them angrier.
|So… they’re fish…
I don’t get it…
However this milk buys you six minutes
of silence mother… clever move…
|If I pretend to be asleep can we leave?|
|I can see this is going to take a while.
Remove me from my buggy immediately
or I will bite through this foam bar and punch an otter.
We both know I’m not joking.
|I’m FREEEEEE. F*@k the fish.
I’ve found some steps, a yellow warning cone
and a fire escape,
and I am gonna seriously shit up your day.
|I’ve found the exit…
now to use my coat to ‘lasso’ my way outta this fishy-hell-hole.
Reminds me of that time I escaped from your vagina…
|OK. You’ve got me back inside.
Now I’m going to lick this glass until
you give me the Twix I just saw you put in your pocket.
|I actually expected more of a fight – You’re so weak.
I can see why you drink now.
To block out how shit you are at this.