Happy Clucking Easter


This happened.

When she is old enough she probably will hunt me down and stab me, but until then, every time I need cheering up I’m going to look at these photos and cry clucking tears of Easter laughter into my #gin…

What the…

I can’t actually believe you’ve done this Mother…

Don’t look at my face.

I think we need to discuss our creative differences….


Outside I may be fluffy, but inside
I’m imagining repeatedly punching you in the vagina. 

If this doesn’t end with me eating my way
out of a pile of chocolate,
I’m going to take a shit on this floor and set fire to it.
Let’s see who’s cute then…?



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