Oh Mummy.
You’re so funny.
You really do make me laugh.
Sometimes I think you might have lost the plot a bit.
When you talk to Sophie the Giraffe.
Oh Mummy.
You’re so funny.
Especially when you’ve had that stuff you call ‘gin’.
It makes your face lop-sided and your legs go wobbly.
And keep telling Daddy how much you love him.
Oh Mummy.
You’re so funny.
I really think you are tops.
But why do you need that many dresses and shoes.
When all you ever wear is leggings and flip-flops.
Oh Mummy.
You’re so funny.
I just love staring at your face.
Even with the baggy, dark, liney bits.
You’re the most beautiful Mummy in this place.
Oh Mummy.
You’re so funny.
The best is when you sing me a silly tune.
Even when you put naughty words in the lyrics.
And try to cover up by dancing round like a loon.
Oh Mummy.
You’re so funny.
When you make my toys oink, roar and moo.
Coz even though there’s a big bit for Daddy.
Most of my love is for you.
Don’t blame me for this post. Actually Mummy said I had to 🙂
#itsokifyouhavejustthrownupinyourmouthalittlebit
#Idid
#headsforgincupboard
Hehehe
:)))
Ah but she didn't draw that picture did she? I reckon you look nothing like that! (and why is there a flashing advert below this inviting me to try men's yoga in Manchester???)
Perfect poem 😉
lol x WHY DON'T U THINK SHE DREW THAT MOUSEMAT THAT I PASTED FROM GOOGLE. :))) lol x thta ad was just for you 🙂
*that
ha ha brilliant!
Thanks 😉 xxx
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cute! I love cute posts! 🙂 You're getting pretty good on the rhyming now aren't you! I'm wondering if I ever meet you … Do you speak in rhyme? 🙂 xx
Yes 🙂 ha!
Love it! I can see myself doing all those things too!!
Lol x thanks for reading xxx
This is actually very cute and I didn't sick in my mouth even one little bit! You're a poet and you didn't know it – remember that cheesey one-liner?!
Are you trying to say I'm not usually cute… ROFL. I remember everything u say. I am an elephant. A gin soaked, nackered elephant 🙂 x
Fantastic – what a talented little poet bubba is 😉 xx
Truly advanced for her age I like to think 😉 lol x
lol love it x
Thanks! Lol xxx
This is really funny! Well done for thinking it up. Thanks for joining in the Britmums carnival.
Glad u liked it 😉 xx thanks for having me! Xx
I think there is a little bit of that Mummy in all of us!
Tee hee x I think you're right 😉 xx