Happy Bastard Friday
to all the child-free folk.
Enjoy your sodding after-work beers
and please try not to choke.
Don’t think about us mummies
whose curfew starts at five.
When screaming, whining, puking starts
and social life takes a nose dive.
Don’t worry about the poo in our hair
as you sip Pimms in the sun.
Cos standing-up rocking small people for hours
is our idea of fun.
Who cares about dining al fresco
when your dinner comes from a tin.
And once the baby is finally asleep
the next course is a stiff gin.
So Happy Bastard Friday
to all you childless gits.
Remember one day, you’ll have a child of your own
and you’ll finally know what f’#*ked is.
#notthatI’mbitteroranything…
#gin-o’clock
LMFAO!!!! That was absolutely brilliant!
Even reading the title as it came up on my dashboard, made me spit the cream from my Oreo, upon the computer screen!
Have a happy bastard Friday WallyMummy! 😀
Lol hope u had a happy bastard Friday tooooo 🙂
LOL! Love it. New follower after linking up with Tammy's share.
bloggitymoo.blogspot.com
Oh brilliant 🙂 Welcome and glad to have given u a giggle! Will surely check ur blog out too x cheers for the follow!
Haha, brilliant! My senitments exactly.
Thanx CR 😉 – also hopped onto your blog- it's great. I have become a follower 🙂 x
Love it! It doesn't rhyme, but I always think 'you'll have kids one day and mine will be all grown up then I'll be the one having fun!'
Oh yes – my thoughts exactly :)))
Gin in hand – we salute you.
*pours another gin…* 🙂
p.s. love the illustrations on your blog x
Gee-Shucks! Thanks!#blushes
:)))
ROFL! That made me laugh so much! My sentiments exactly!
LOL – I know! Even worse when they rub our faces in it with their bloody Facebook statuses. I should add an extra verse in about that! 🙂 x
So clever, fun, and TRUE!!!!
Coming by from the Blow You Own BlogHorn Hop!
Thanks so much! Loving the linkys 😉 fan to hop around some brilliant blogs 🙂 xx thanks for reading :)))
Too funny!! Discovered your blog at the Mummy's Little Monkey link up. Looking forward to reading more of your posts 🙂
Oh fab x love it when I linky comes together :))) will get reading some more blogs from there too! Glad to have given you giggles 😉 xxx
Just come over from The Mummy's Little Monkey link up and love this! Did make me chuckle 🙂
Thanks so much for blog hopping over 🙂 x glad to have made you chuckle so xxx
Hilarious especially after the Friday I've been having! Happy bastard Friday!
Well thank you lovely 😉 and a Happy Shitting Bastard Friday to you too :)) lol xx
I love this one 😀 Friday only redeems itself because I don't have to make any packed bloody lunches for two whole days #result 😉 xxx
Haha! That is a #win indeed :)))
Wetting myself … As I pour gin.
X
Best way 😉 Keep that up :))) lol x
Love this. It could have been written from my broken, and less funny, heart. xx
Let's drink to that lady 😉 xx
Ah another good giggle (can’t believe I have only just seen this – must be the sleep deprivation!) – thank you for making a tired mummy smile (yes I have been up since 5am!)
Heehee x thanks for reading lovely 😉 xx