The Toddler and the Train-Set.

The toddler and the train-set,

Have a wonderful choo-choo-ing time.
They race round the tracks, and clothes-line the cats,
No wonder they never run on bastard time…

The toddler and the train-set,
Right now there’s no other toy that will do…
She lays out her route, playing a Peppa Pig flute,
And only stops for a tactical poo.

The toddler and the train-set,
She wastes hours with her Brio-themed fun.
After completing the bridge, she off-roads to the fridge,
Stealing cheese and a secret iced bun.

The toddler and the train-set.
They’re together for most of the day.
It spans the whole floor, yet she still demands more,
But then she doesn’t pack the f@*king thing away…

The toddler and the train-set.
So far she just doesn’t seem to get bored.
If I’m invited to play, there’s just one thing I’ll change;
I’ll be demanding a drinks service onboard…

#ginservice

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