The Incredible Growth-Spurty-Toddler…

The incredible growth-spurty-toddler,
Is quite sight to behold…
We can’t ever get enough food in,
To fuel our bottomless two-year-old.
The incredible growth-spurty-toddler,
Is a fish finger eating machine.
Just when I think it might be over,
She demands lasagne and licks the plate clean.
The incredible growth-spurty-toddler,
Is devouring her fruity five-a-day.
She’s popping whole grapes without chewing,
Shame they tend to come out the same way…
The incredible growth-spurty-toddler,
Is eating me out of humous, house and home…
If anyone saw how much pizza she eats,
I’d have child services on the phone.
The incredible growth-spurty-toddler,
Munches ALL DAY but still remains thin.
Which frankly just makes me bastard jealous,  
So I’ll just be over here with my gin…
(…and cake…) 
(…and gincake…)
#incrediblegrowthspurtytoddler
#ginformummies
#gincake

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