It's MINE. Mummy.

It’s MINE, Mummy,
Mummy, it’s MINE.
How many times can she say this one f@*king line…?!
I can peel MY own orange, and don’t touch MY toast,
Please hold MY iPad, while I open MY post…

It’s MINE, Mummy.
Mummy, it’s MINE.
She’s clearly established her ownership rights…
I’ll be taking MY buggy, to MY playground MYself,
Put your back into it MY Mummy, MY swing won’t push itself…

It’s MINE, Mummy.
Mummy, it’s MINE.
Now that I’ve licked it, that shit’s been assigned.
I’ve got MY cats, MY sofa, MY cake and MY tv.
And forget about Daddy, his arse belongs to ME.

*deep sigh*

#MINE
#buttheginisstillMummy’s

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