Happy WallyChristmas Bitches :)

A toddler is for life and not just for Christmas…
They’ll shatter your dignity, and diminish your riches…
They snot on your face, and pass you their sickness…
They refuse to eat food, and demand only biscuits…
The times they want something, are the only time you get kisses…
And all the times you say ‘no’, mean there’s unfinished business…
They wait until you relax, then BOOM – shit gets vicious… 
Then they just pull the face, and they have your forgiveness…
But you can’t help but adore your little mister or misses…
So forget all of the above, and have a Happy WallyChristmas. Bitches.
*weeps a bit and pours more gin**
**festive gin

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  1. Morgan Prince December 19, 2013
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