#TVface

This is the toddler’s TV Face.

A blank and emotionless expression…
For an hour a day, I move my guilt out the way,
While she quietly feeds her obsession… 
The WallyBubba’s TV Face,
Used for Charlie and Lola, and Daisy.
Un-moving, un-distracting, un-flinching, un-blinking,
But turn-over and she goes shitting crazy.

Sometimes you need the TV Face,
When you’re sick, or hungover, or tired.
Just a bit of CBeebies to transfix the tod,
When you’re feeling parentally uninspired… *coughs*

We ALL know our child’s TV Face,
It feels like a guilty little sin…
But the constant Peppa demands, and endless Makka-Pakka chants,
Feel better if you also give in to #gin.

#TVface
#gin
#ginface

8 Comments

  1. Nell Heshram November 28, 2013
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  2. Amy November 28, 2013
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  3. Misty B November 28, 2013
    • Wally Mummy November 28, 2013
  4. Ruby Knickers November 30, 2013
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