This is the toddler’s TV Face.
While she quietly feeds her obsession…
Used for Charlie and Lola, and Daisy.
Un-moving, un-distracting, un-flinching, un-blinking,
But turn-over and she goes shitting crazy.
When you’re sick, or hungover, or tired.
Just a bit of CBeebies to transfix the tod,
When you’re feeling parentally uninspired… *coughs*
We ALL know our child’s TV Face,
It feels like a guilty little sin…
But the constant Peppa demands, and endless Makka-Pakka chants,
Feel better if you also give in to #gin.