WallyMummy’s Alternative Toddler Halloween Costumes

Road-Kill Fairy. (tyre marks optional)
Cat costume involving actual real-life cat. (protective eye-wear advised)
Commando Toddler – Naked. And blacked up. Obviously
Baby Gimp. 
Butternut Squash – the ‘middle-class-pumpkin’.
Potato – the ‘poor-man’s pumpkin’ 
Siamese Death Toddler. (glue their head to another toddler’s. #sorted)
Dress them in ALL their clothes at the same time. 
Just let them eat the face paint… Should be fairly epic. 
The ‘Toddler Pensioner’. (see photo)



  1. Meg Lewellyn November 1, 2013
    • Wally Mummy November 3, 2013
  2. The Crumby Mummy November 5, 2013
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