WallyMummy’s Alternative Toddler Halloween Costumes

Road-Kill Fairy. (tyre marks optional)
Cat costume involving actual real-life cat. (protective eye-wear advised)
Commando Toddler – Naked. And blacked up. Obviously
Baby Gimp. 
Butternut Squash – the ‘middle-class-pumpkin’.
Potato – the ‘poor-man’s pumpkin’ 
Siamese Death Toddler. (glue their head to another toddler’s. #sorted)
Dress them in ALL their clothes at the same time. 
Just let them eat the face paint… Should be fairly epic. 
The ‘Toddler Pensioner’. (see photo)

#happybastardhalloween

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  1. Meg Lewellyn November 1, 2013
    • Wally Mummy November 3, 2013
  2. The Crumby Mummy November 5, 2013
    • Wally Mummy November 5, 2013

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