We’ve definitely entered the NO phase,
There is NO turning back.
EVERYTHING is a negative,
NO to this, NO to them, NO to that.
Don’t you kNOw we’re in the NO phase,
Where simply NOthing will do…
There’ll be NO eating, drinking, sleeping or moving,
It’s NO, NO, NO, NO, NO… to you.
We are firmly in the NO phase.
Every Yay has become a Nay.
It’s NOt worth asking the bastard question,
As you kNOw what they’re going to say…
Welcome all to the NO phase,
Don’t forget NO can also mean yes.
When it’s cakes, or sweets, or crisps, or ice-cream,
NOt realising this WILL end in a mess.
So we hope you enjoy the NO phase.
You’ll soon learn to take it on the chin.
Every Nah, every NOpe, every head-shake and Nada,
I’ll be getting through all of it with GIN.