Sick with a toddler…

Sick with a toddler;
Who guessed it would be so bad.
My eyelids hurt, I’ve no skin under my nose,
And Ryvitas actually make me sad.

Sick with a toddler;
Who knew it could be so shit.
I’d rather punch myself repeatedly in the face,
But that would involve moving from my duvet-pit.

Sick with a toddler;
Who knew it could cause such pain.
I need soup and drugs, not snotty marmite hugs,
Without wine, only Lemsip keeps me sane.

Sick with a toddler;
Who knew it would make me so unhappy.
Coughing through Lola, puking through Peppa,
And gagging through every crusty nappy.

Sick with a toddler;
At least I’m starting to look thin…
I can’t wait to shower and wear a pants again,
I’ve had far too much time off the gin.

#sickwithatoddler
#soberwithatoddler
#gin

 

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