The Kisser

WallyBubba has an addiction;
to giving everybody her kisses.
They’re for Mummy, and Daddy, and Grandparents too,
It’s only her weird aunt she dismisses…

WallyBubba has this fascination;
she just can’t stop puckering up.
The mirrors, the doors, the radiators all get action…
GOD HELP YOU if you try to interrupt.

WallyBubba has an infatuation,
with slipping Iggle-Piggle the tongue.
Then it’s Sophie, and Charlie, and Lola, and Daisy,
I think Colin the Snail has her sprung…

WallyBubba has a strange problem;
she’s always going in for a smooch.
Whether it’s the postman, the neighbours, the till staff in Waitrose…
Or even the local pub’s pooch.

WallyBubba has an obsession;
her lips are a bit too flirty.
If she doesn’t stop the face-sucking she’ll soon be in trouble,
As Daddy won’t let her date until she’s thirty.

#WallyBubbathefacesucker
#Mummytheginsucker

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