Wine times

With WallyBubba at the now ripe-old-age of almost 12 months old, nothing irks me more than sitting in a cafe with my mum friends and respective toddlers, and looking over to see a gaggle of new mums…

There they sit laughing, smiling, occasionally feeding their minuscule tots then placing them back down in their carry cots where they remain for hour long, silent, sleeping stints… As your toddler smashes a rice cake into your hair, eats a section of laminated menu, hurls Sophie the Giraffe at an unassuming pensioner on a nearby table, and finishes by tipping your wine into the buggy as you reach for a baby wipe.

Bloody lucky un-expecting bastards.

#notbitteroranything
#stayhomeanddrinkgin
#increaseginconsumptionwhenevernecessary
#itsalwaysnecessary

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