I hate Halloween. I spend the evening sat in bed, pretending no-one is home, ignoring the door and eating all the sweets myself. Drinking gin.
However this year, I got to dress the WallyBubba as a pumpkin all day and there was nothing anyone could do about it.
|Why have you done this to me Mummy?|
|Just emptied the shit out of your change bag.
Now I’m gonna eat this nappy and page 4
of that brochure.
|Talk to my giant orange bum.|
|I look ‘da bomb’ anyway biatch.|
|On second thoughts, I look like a tangerine twat.|