I fear my daughter’s recent treatment of Olympic Mascot ‘Mandeville” may have had something to do with Team GB’s current performance in the London Olympics…
I have managed to capture on film some of the neglect and abuse* he has been subjected to over the past few days.
*Please be warned the following photographs contain images of Mascot cruelty and may cause extreme distress to some readers.
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| The Jumperoo Stomp of Death |
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| Her signature move – The Doom Shake |
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| The Bum Squash |
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| Harrowing banshee cries |
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| Fed alive to the Kittens of Death |
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| Forced to perform death-defying stunts on a daily basis |
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| Fart torture |
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| Taunted by ridiculous poses and bizarre facial contortion |
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| Ignored for hours on end |
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| The Death Roll |
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| The Face Chew (of Death) |
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| Ultimately ousted from the group by those he thought were his friends… |
I apologise for the shocking and horrifying nature of some of the images above. If you or anyone you know suspects an Olympic Mascot nearby is suffering the same abuse, please don’t delay – drink some gin immediately and share your story below in the comments box.
Together we can eliminate Mascot cruelty and drink ourselves blind.
#Gin
