We’ve all gotta have dreams…

Mine is that one day I’ll upgrade from Slug & Lettuce mummy to John Lewis Cafe mummy….

I hear they have their own buggy park, a bottle-making station and a baby-change unit that actually turns your baby’s shit to solid gold.

#aspirationsareathingofthepast
#alcoholtakestheedgeoff

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